Ten of the most un-American things I've done.
10 Rooted for the Russian in Rocky 4.
9 Enjoyed voting.
8 Answered those stupid rude Brits at the beach in Finland by swearing at them, telling them part of my phone number and a couple foods in Finnish, when they asked me about the bus in English.
7- Knew the words to "Oh Canada", before the "Star Spangled Banner."
6 Loves Jimmy Carter.
5 Doesn't buy that moon landing conspiracy.
4 Blows things up all year long.
3 Is not self entitled.
2 Is confused by the song "Be Kind to Your Web Footed Friends". "Huh? Why do they sing about ducks to be patriotic?"
1 Has never watched an intire "Idol".
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